Since 2009, Trudy Cooper and Doug Bayne's hilarious and fithy comic strip OGLAF has entertained hundreds of thousands of online readers. Set in a fantasy world complete with knights and wizards, elves and monsters, OGLAF satirizes the tropes of genre fiction and contemporary sexual mores at the same time, resulting in both hilarity AND smutty scenes between people (and sometimes creatures) of every size, shape, and color. Some episodes stand alone, while others combine in short story arcs. Among the stories in this first volume is the introduction of the teasing Mistress and her unlucky apprentice Ivan, cursed with eternal sexual frustration; the adventures of the dangerous and seductive Thief; the forbidden love of the barbarian Kronar, Son of Man; the eternal winter of the never-satisfied Snow Queen; the many innovations of the sexsmith dwarves; and of course, Oglaf the illiterate shepherd boy discovering his secret power. This volume contains graphic cartoon nudity and is intended only for adults.